Welcome once again to the reason that the Internet was invented, The Week That Was! Just to let you know, comments are currently messed up. For some reason, they won’t delete or approve! Boo! Don’t think I’m ignoring your love … Continue reading
Am I the only asshole that is TOTALLY excited to see that American Gladiators is going to be airing again on ESPN Classic??? How about after I give you this fun fact: The theme music was written by Bill Conti, … Continue reading
That’s right kids, the most important update to ever exist in the Internet’s history is back! Let’s begin! On the fourth anniversary of the Iraq war, President Bush stressed that hard times still lay ahead. “But hey, remember back then … Continue reading
Everyone within close contact of me has gotten sick recently. The people who sit beside me at the day job. The ladyfriend. The ladyfriend’s peoplefriends with whom I had lunch two weeks ago. Countless others. There is a stomach illness … Continue reading
Ladies and Gentlemen, BAND MADNESS is back! Go over and vote in every matchup there. It’s a very good time, if only to see people whine about what bands are not in the tournament. I made it to the second … Continue reading
Get the fuck out of March. RIGHT NOW. You’re a dick, -MAL
You lived around my pants. You exploded off my body during a comedy sketch. You will be missed. -MAL
