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On the fourth anniversary of the Iraq war, President Bush stressed that hard times still lay ahead. “But hey, remember back then when most of you thought I was still a righteous dude? Happy anniversary.â€
A US embassy convoy was attacked by a carbomb in Afghanistan this week. You know, if they keep this up, we’re gonna start to think they don’t want us there.
A report released by the CDC this week said that Americans are eating fewer fruits and vegetables than ever before. You can read it for yourself in “Shit We Already Knew Monthly.â€
Emma Watson said that she may not return for the final two Harry Potter films, shocking and saddening both fans and their perverted dads.
News Corp. and Universal announced that they will create a new video-sharing site to challenge YouTube, meaning that we will know have a new place to see blurry video of teenagers peeing on each other.
In a joint statement, John Edwards and his wife Elizabeth announced that the cancer she was treated for in 2004 has returned. John then announced that this turn of events would not deter him from losing the Presidential primaries in 2008.
AND FINALLY…
Naomi Campbell began her court-ordered community service this week: throwing cell phones at the homeless.
Have a great weekend week.
-MAL
