…and turn on CMT this Friday for a show called Bandits Vs. Smokies.
Waitwaitwait…let me set it up for you.
It’s a show where they take police chase videos and do redneck America’s Funniest Home Videos-style voiceovers on the clips. And it’s hosted by “Deputy” John Reeb.
I did NOT add the quotation marks myself.
Don’t be surprised if you hear an odd noise while watching the show. It will be the sound of your skull cracking open and your brain exploding out of it.
Clean it up and thank me later.
-MAL