Posted by Matt | Posted in Comedy, The Week That Was | Posted on 07-03-2008
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Welcome back my friends, to the show that…uhm, starts, and stops, then starts again…but never ends! Yeah, there you go, we got there eventually. I was in Orlando last week. Did you know Disney characters look different in real life? And they don’t really talk. Typical actors; don’t have anything to say unless you put words in their mouths.
Let’s begin!
Senator John McCain secured the Republican presidential nomination on Tuesday. His aides said he will be informed as soon as he wakes up from his nap.
Hilary Clinton pulled out big wins in Texas, Ohio, and Rhode Island, ensuring her campaign continues on. Clinton said it was the most exciting day in her life since
Experts were calling this past Tuesday’s primaries Super Tuesday 2, due to the expectations on the Clinton campaign. Producers have said they have signed French Stewart and Ted McGinley to replace Obama and Clinton in Super Tuesday 3: Rise of the Machines.
Paul Watson, a man from an anti-whaling group claimed that Japanese whalers shot him while trying to protest their practices in the Antarctic.
Watson says he will take the hint and go on a diet.
A bomb was set off in a Times Square military recruiting station Thursday, but no one was injured. Hey guys, you missed; The Little Mermaid is 4 blocks down.
An aide for Barak Obama came under fire for calling Hillary Clinton “a monster.” That aide? Bill Clinton.
AND FINALLY…
Rumors continued that Hulk Hogan had an affair with one of his daughter’s friends, or as she is calling it, “had Hulkamania run wild on her.”Have a great weekend.-MAL
