Welcome once again to the reason that words were invented: The Week That Was! Happy Groundhog Day! I heard that the groundhog said spring is around the corner. Suck it Dopper 9000! Let’s begin! President Bush came under fire after … Continue reading
Welcome once again to the roller coaster ride that is TWTW! Short one this week, and there’s a bit of a theme too! Sometimes that just happens when the government is stupid and you are awesome. Let’s begin! In his … Continue reading
Welcome once again to a super-late edition of The Week That Was. Or maybe it’s just super-early for next weekend…? No, it’s super-late. Let’s begin! A U.N. report this week estimated over 34,000 civilians died in Iraq last year. President … Continue reading
Once again back is the incredible… If you’re just joining us, The Week That Was is my incredibly awesome take on the week’s news events. It’s tough and sweet, like getting your ass kicked by a fudgecicle. Let’s begin! Apple … Continue reading
Happy New Year, and welcome back to the Internet’s most important weekly update, The Week That Was! Hope everything is coming up chocolate chips for you. Let’s begin! Eighty-five percent of Catholic dioceses have found embezzlement among their clergy in … Continue reading
Welcome again to the Internet’s most important update, wherein I insult the legacy of newscasters through the ages by distorting the truth. I had planned to have a big holiday gift included with this update, but it turns out I’m … Continue reading
Either delayed or not happening, depending on how I continue my convelascence. Flu. It made me unable to do anything all week. I’ve had a hard time even waking up. More so than usual. I apologize, because I’m pretty great, … Continue reading
Welcome back to the weekly view at world events seen through my poor eyesight. Seriously, I’m pretty blind. Let’s begin! Several customers of a New Jersey Taco Bell were infected with E. coli Sunday, after eating at the restaurant. Authorities … Continue reading
Apologies for last week being The Week That Wasn’t. It was the holiday, and my mom doesn’t have an Internet connection, which was where I was. Fun fact: my mom lives in 1976. Let’s begin! Experts admitted that the turmoil … Continue reading
It’s time once again for a review of the week’s headlines. Without further adieu… Rep. John Murtha was denied as the next majority party leader this week, despite recommendations from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Steny Hoyer, the man Democrats elected … Continue reading
